Thursday, 18 June 2009

ASDA, Saving you money everyday


We all know ASDA. It's cheap, It's convenient, and It's useful. We all have one down the road. We buy all our groceries, electricals, clothes, and many more from there. And we all know that it has won many Grocer of the year awards.

We would like to give an award to our little ASDA in Queen Mary. It is ''The Player of the year'' award.

When he came to Queen Mary, he tried his luck with every girl possible. Then, middle of the year, he stuck to a pretty girl in his class, (and I don not mean Pretty A), and really tried it with her. What happened there, we don't know. Some say the pretty girl opened the way, some say she was absolutely not interested in Asda. We don't know what to believe.

Asda's world was crushed when the pretty girl left Queen Mary for reasons that are unknown. Some say it was because she was tired of being seen as Asda's girl, Some say she was sick of Asda following her all the time. We don't know that neither.

Asda tried anything to get over the pretty girl. Lucky for him, there were two best friends who were competing with the pretty girl for the whole year, who could easily replace her. Who won the battle? We all know Pretty A did. How she won the battle? No one knows. Why the other girl, sweet D didn't win? Again we don't know. Some say Asda didn't want an innocent girl. He wanted a girl who he can enjoy his time in University with. Some say, the girl was sick of Asda's arrogance and extreme pride in himself!

If she did get sick of Asda's arrogance, we really don't blame her. She is not the only one who wanted to really get rid of Asda in first glance. The way he would try to flirt with every girl in Uni, and thinking he "Had" them. The way he would try to get everyone out of the way to make himself look like he was the best. The way he would moan like a spoilt kid at the teachers so he can get an extra mark, which he never recieved. Sweet D, you're not the only one who cannot stand Asda's guts for even one minute.

And, we are happy for Sweet D. She looks happy in her relationship, and we wish you the best! :-)

Please feel free to post your support to Sweet D.

photo taken from http://carpefactum.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/21/grumpy.jpg

4 comments:

  1. good decision sweet D! and juicy mary thank you so much for being our speaker...would never have had the courage to say all this! love you

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  2. Yeah asdas a bitch

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  3. Asda has sent me an e-mail, not sure if I should post it... I think if I do, there will be a big fight...should I stay out of it? Or do you want more juice? let me know!

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  4. he is not dat bad of a person cum on guys its his choice an dis is soooooooooooo last yr gossip

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