Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Relax!!!


Seriously, everyone, just relax! I don't understand why some people have to get so angry at some of the posts! I have told you before, your rude comments will not be posted!

Like Asda, writing that e-mail to me, seriously, whoever is his friend should know that he has no good heart! He can be very rude and disrespecting to the girls I mentioned in the post!

And about the fatass topic, get over it! most of the people don't know who you are, and I'm just posting whatever has been passed over to me by people around you! If you think I'm breaking up friendships like this, you're being very silly, because what I posted is no secret! everyone knows it already! I actually thought about whether it would be interesting enough for my blog or not!

What I'm getting at is that this is a fun based blog! not somewhere you can empty your anger on if you've had a bad day!

Ta Ta
XXX

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Dear Fatass


We all love your pretty smile, and your pretty face. We all think you're a little cute, and I'm sure if you had added me to your friends list, you would be in my poll, and you would definitely beat Qasim. (even though he cheated his way into winning!)

But this really doesn't mean that we fancy you. You really should not use your smile to get dates with us, because a cute smile is NOT enough to impress a girl.

Like that time you met that Peruvian girl on the train, and things did not work out, how do you think it ended before it started?

Or, when you went on a date with that girl from Oxford? Oh, I think you went on a second date too, but it didn't work out again, did it?

Or that huge crush you had on the Persian girl?!

We have a suggestion for you. We think you should stop being so big headed, and actually listen to the girl you're with, impress them, and maybe act a little shy? We kind of like that!

And one other thing you could do is, stop using the name "Pharoah" to write insulting comments to me, they will never get published!

Oh, and maybe stop being so stingy, and once in a while, spend some money towards your date!

TA TA
XXX

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Thursday, 18 June 2009

ASDA, Saving you money everyday


We all know ASDA. It's cheap, It's convenient, and It's useful. We all have one down the road. We buy all our groceries, electricals, clothes, and many more from there. And we all know that it has won many Grocer of the year awards.

We would like to give an award to our little ASDA in Queen Mary. It is ''The Player of the year'' award.

When he came to Queen Mary, he tried his luck with every girl possible. Then, middle of the year, he stuck to a pretty girl in his class, (and I don not mean Pretty A), and really tried it with her. What happened there, we don't know. Some say the pretty girl opened the way, some say she was absolutely not interested in Asda. We don't know what to believe.

Asda's world was crushed when the pretty girl left Queen Mary for reasons that are unknown. Some say it was because she was tired of being seen as Asda's girl, Some say she was sick of Asda following her all the time. We don't know that neither.

Asda tried anything to get over the pretty girl. Lucky for him, there were two best friends who were competing with the pretty girl for the whole year, who could easily replace her. Who won the battle? We all know Pretty A did. How she won the battle? No one knows. Why the other girl, sweet D didn't win? Again we don't know. Some say Asda didn't want an innocent girl. He wanted a girl who he can enjoy his time in University with. Some say, the girl was sick of Asda's arrogance and extreme pride in himself!

If she did get sick of Asda's arrogance, we really don't blame her. She is not the only one who wanted to really get rid of Asda in first glance. The way he would try to flirt with every girl in Uni, and thinking he "Had" them. The way he would try to get everyone out of the way to make himself look like he was the best. The way he would moan like a spoilt kid at the teachers so he can get an extra mark, which he never recieved. Sweet D, you're not the only one who cannot stand Asda's guts for even one minute.

And, we are happy for Sweet D. She looks happy in her relationship, and we wish you the best! :-)

Please feel free to post your support to Sweet D.

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Monday, 8 June 2009

The President


The year Nas T got elected for the QMSU Presidency, you could see the thrill in every girl's eyes. Finally, One good looking president was going to be walking around in his gorgeous suit.



But, Nas's charm was not over at then end of the year. He was still around, helping out at events and around the Uni. He was still perfectly visible, although not wearing the charming suit anymore. Last year, he was the major flirt. This year, we've been seeing his more friendly side, the trustable side.



So, please tell me what you think girls. What do you see Nas as? The major flirt, or the perfect friend?



P.S. I'm not asking the two lovely ladies from Engineering who had a bet on to see who would get his phone number first. We all know your opinions on him.


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Sunday, 7 June 2009

Honesty


What we all like in Queen Mary is a little bit of honesty. A little bit of truth, and we really don't like it when people deny things.

One of my little birdies has told me that a little boy in Queen Mary is not so sure of his sexuality, or maybe he is sure and not telling us the truth...

Well we think you should tell us Vish T, because people are not sure if you can be their gay best friend or not. Help them out please.

Ta Ta
XXX

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Friday, 5 June 2009

Polls

I will be creating a new poll, from my friend list. It will be a poll of cutest/hottest boys and girls in my friends list on Facebook. So please vote, and final results will be announced in 10 days.

Ta Ta
XXX

Akneecap


We all know about pretty Anika, and her huge love for anything Oriental. She planned an unsuccessful trip to China, She tries to drag everybody to the Chinese buffet on Oxford St., and when she sees an Oriental boy walking past her in the curve, you can hear her heartbeat all the way in Queen's building.

There are rumors going about that she has been fancying a half Oriental guy in her class. What we don't know is wether he has noticed the glances on himself from our pretty Anika...and what we don't like is that she is not doing anything about her crush.

We're not in high school anymore, Anika. If you like him, you tell him.

Love you.

Ta Ta
XXX

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Monday, 1 June 2009

Hilaliano


A few months ago, some good gossip was going around, when our dear aunt Hilal had a hugeeeee crush on a third year boy....his identity? we can't gıve away... but I'm sure is he is reading this, he knows very well we're talking about him...


But now that summer has come, she can't be playing her little games anymore. She can2 go around, playing TOO hard to get! So, what can she do? HELP HER PLEASE...


And for those of you, who are really keen to know the identıty of this boy, let's say she has a thing for persians!!


Ta Ta

XXX