Holidays!

Dear all!

This blog will not be updated for a while, as I am finding it very difficult to access internet, and more importantly, gossip at the moment.

You see, I'm in a different galaxy right now, on vacation!

So, I am sorry for not updating you for a while in summer, at least until I am back in London town.

Sorry for inconvenience, or shall I say sorry for convenience, for some!

Ta Ta
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Ravioli!

Little Ravioli... always in trouble...
We all know he lived out last year, and a boy of his age, living out, is never a good idea!

And how his girlfriend trusted him, we don't know!

He partied, and partied, and how he passed his exams, we don't know!

Last year, his facebook was full of comments and photos from his girlfriend, this year we can't even see a photo of her around, with all the other girls he had on his profile pictures!


And the many times that he got drunk, and made out with other girls in clubs...

Well at least the good thing is that he felt so guilty the next day, that he would confess, and beg her to forgive...

And poor girl, she always forgave! She is very good for you

Ravioli... Don't let her go!

Ta Ta
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Not so juicy!

I've really been hesitating to post this gossip! And I understand if you think it's boring, and say "Oh, I knew that already"!

Yes, you've guessed it right! It's Mahsa and Jujar! They are boring the hell out of me! They aren't together, they aren't with anyone else, they seem to be perfect for each other, and they are together all the time! As "friends"!

Some say he fancies her, but she doesn't want to spoil their friendship! Some say, she is head over heels in love with him, but there is a culture clash...whatever it is, just get with it! You were the hot gossip of your class for a while, now we won't even care if you come out of the dark and say you've been together this whole time! It just IS NOT interesting anymore!

Although it is a little annoying when you guys try to hide it! I mean, what kind of friends with no feelings for each other spend so much time together, always smile together, or get upset when they don't get enough attention from one another, or spend the whole summer together!

I don't even want to discuss this anymore!

You're so boring!

Ta Ta
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Relax!!!

Seriously, everyone, just relax! I don't understand why some people have to get so angry at some of the posts! I have told you before, your rude comments will not be posted!

Like Asda, writing that e-mail to me, seriously, whoever is his friend should know that he has no good heart! He can be very rude and disrespecting to the girls I mentioned in the post!

And about the fatass topic, get over it! most of the people don't know who you are, and I'm just posting whatever has been passed over to me by people around you! If you think I'm breaking up friendships like this, you're being very silly, because what I posted is no secret! everyone knows it already! I actually thought about whether it would be interesting enough for my blog or not!

What I'm getting at is that this is a fun based blog! not somewhere you can empty your anger on if you've had a bad day!

Ta Ta
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Dear Fatass

We all love your pretty smile, and your pretty face. We all think you're a little cute, and I'm sure if you had added me to your friends list, you would be in my poll, and you would definitely beat Qasim. (even though he cheated his way into winning!)

But this really doesn't mean that we fancy you. You really should not use your smile to get dates with us, because a cute smile is NOT enough to impress a girl.

Like that time you met that Peruvian girl on the train, and things did not work out, how do you think it ended before it started?

Or, when you went on a date with that girl from Oxford? Oh, I think you went on a second date too, but it didn't work out again, did it?

Or that huge crush you had on the Persian girl?!

We have a suggestion for you. We think you should stop being so big headed, and actually listen to the girl you're with, impress them, and maybe act a little shy? We kind of like that!

And one other thing you could do is, stop using the name "Pharoah" to write insulting comments to me, they will never get published!

Oh, and maybe stop being so stingy, and once in a while, spend some money towards your date!

TA TA
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ASDA, Saving you money everyday

We all know ASDA. It's cheap, It's convenient, and It's useful. We all have one down the road. We buy all our groceries, electricals, clothes, and many more from there. And we all know that it has won many Grocer of the year awards.

We would like to give an award to our little ASDA in Queen Mary. It is ''The Player of the year'' award.

When he came to Queen Mary, he tried his luck with every girl possible. Then, middle of the year, he stuck to a pretty girl in his class, (and I don not mean Pretty A), and really tried it with her. What happened there, we don't know. Some say the pretty girl opened the way, some say she was absolutely not interested in Asda. We don't know what to believe.

Asda's world was crushed when the pretty girl left Queen Mary for reasons that are unknown. Some say it was because she was tired of being seen as Asda's girl, Some say she was sick of Asda following her all the time. We don't know that neither.

Asda tried anything to get over the pretty girl. Lucky for him, there were two best friends who were competing with the pretty girl for the whole year, who could easily replace her. Who won the battle? We all know Pretty A did. How she won the battle? No one knows. Why the other girl, sweet D didn't win? Again we don't know. Some say Asda didn't want an innocent girl. He wanted a girl who he can enjoy his time in University with. Some say, the girl was sick of Asda's arrogance and extreme pride in himself!

If she did get sick of Asda's arrogance, we really don't blame her. She is not the only one who wanted to really get rid of Asda in first glance. The way he would try to flirt with every girl in Uni, and thinking he "Had" them. The way he would try to get everyone out of the way to make himself look like he was the best. The way he would moan like a spoilt kid at the teachers so he can get an extra mark, which he never recieved. Sweet D, you're not the only one who cannot stand Asda's guts for even one minute.

And, we are happy for Sweet D. She looks happy in her relationship, and we wish you the best! :-)

Please feel free to post your support to Sweet D.

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The President

The year Nas T got elected for the QMSU Presidency, you could see the thrill in every girl's eyes. Finally, One good looking president was going to be walking around in his gorgeous suit.



But, Nas's charm was not over at then end of the year. He was still around, helping out at events and around the Uni. He was still perfectly visible, although not wearing the charming suit anymore. Last year, he was the major flirt. This year, we've been seeing his more friendly side, the trustable side.



So, please tell me what you think girls. What do you see Nas as? The major flirt, or the perfect friend?



P.S. I'm not asking the two lovely ladies from Engineering who had a bet on to see who would get his phone number first. We all know your opinions on him.


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Honesty

What we all like in Queen Mary is a little bit of honesty. A little bit of truth, and we really don't like it when people deny things.

One of my little birdies has told me that a little boy in Queen Mary is not so sure of his sexuality, or maybe he is sure and not telling us the truth...

Well we think you should tell us Vish T, because people are not sure if you can be their gay best friend or not. Help them out please.

Ta Ta
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Polls

I will be creating a new poll, from my friend list. It will be a poll of cutest/hottest boys and girls in my friends list on Facebook. So please vote, and final results will be announced in 10 days.

Ta Ta
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Akneecap

We all know about pretty Anika, and her huge love for anything Oriental. She planned an unsuccessful trip to China, She tries to drag everybody to the Chinese buffet on Oxford St., and when she sees an Oriental boy walking past her in the curve, you can hear her heartbeat all the way in Queen's building.

There are rumors going about that she has been fancying a half Oriental guy in her class. What we don't know is wether he has noticed the glances on himself from our pretty Anika...and what we don't like is that she is not doing anything about her crush.

We're not in high school anymore, Anika. If you like him, you tell him.

Love you.

Ta Ta
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Hilaliano

A few months ago, some good gossip was going around, when our dear aunt Hilal had a hugeeeee crush on a third year boy....his identity? we can't gıve away... but I'm sure is he is reading this, he knows very well we're talking about him...

But now that summer has come, she can't be playing her little games anymore. She can2 go around, playing TOO hard to get! So, what can she do? HELP HER PLEASE...

And for those of you, who are really keen to know the identıty of this boy, let's say she has a thing for persians!!

Ta Ta

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S&S

We have a complaint.

We all raised our hopes, because we thought there was going to be one more cute couple on campus. We saw you two hold hands secretly. We saw the quick glances you gave each other. We saw you cuddling up to each other, thinking no one can see. Wasn't that just nice?

Yes, you all know I'm talking about little Saba and lonely Shoaib.

Now all we see is you two sitting separately. We don't see cute little butterflies going around anymore. There is no sparkles, or thunderstorms on campus anymore.

What happened? Why did you end the happy times and prefer to sit alone in your corners?! Was the problem little Saba?! Is she being ignorant to lonely Shoaib?! We have got to find out soon please!

And as for you little Saba, please be nicer! We don't like seeing little Shoaib in corners, alone, trying to act cool and hit on other girls. Because let's face it, none of them will be you, little Saba.

Ta Ta
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Gossip

A few days after starting this blog, I'm starting to think about what I'm writing about. My moral started hurting me a little, making me think it's not right to use people and gossiping as an entertainment. So, I researched a bit more into "Gossip". The results I got from Google were:

• chitchat: light informal conversation for social occasions
• dish the dirt: wag one's tongue; speak about others and reveal secrets or intimacies; "She won't dish the dirt"
• a report (often malicious) about the behavior of other people; "the divorce caused much gossip"
• chew the fat: talk socially without exchanging too much information; "the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the breeze"
• a person given to gossiping and divulging personal information about others

This didn't satisfy me. It was too general, so I googled a bit more, and the most repeated thing about gossip was, that it was the most powerful force in the universe. It made me think of course, about how!

I thought surely it can't be a good thing! So I bumped into a university gossip website based in US, that got closed down recently. I read through the reports from the blog, and figured out that it was not a gossip website. It was a rumor website, where nasty things were said after people, with their full names on display, and were posted by anonymous people. It had gotten out of control, and had turned into a rumor place, where people could easily say terrible things about their ex-girlfriend, or a person they don't like.

So I figured out, that what I'm writing about is not so bad. I am writing about open gossip. I research it, making sure it's true. I make sure my source is reliable, and I think these gossips help the people that I write about, showing that they should be careful. I stop the rumor by telling the truth. I don't talk behind anybody's back.

So I don't gossip, I just give out the open and true news with some of my opinions!

Ta Ta
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Mile End Crying Bum

We all know him.

We've all been stopped by him, and the first time, we all felt sorry for him, because we thought, what can it be that's making him so sad? The odd one of us gave him a couple of pounds too.

But, I'm curious, has anybody seen him recently? Has he moved from Mile End, or am I being blind?! I don't think I'm being blind, because I see another one by Budgens all the time, and I'm sure if crying bum was around, I wouldn't miss him!

So please, let me know if you know of his whereabouts, send photos if you can, because he is a sight that we all secretly miss and worry about!!

Ta Ta
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Why so serious?

Some of our dear readers are taking the topics very seriously. A couple of the comments are making me think, WHY SO SERIOUS?!

So I'm setting some ground rules, to make everyone sure that nothing is given out to affect their life, as in family problems, or jobs in the future.

1. My gossips will not include anybody's full name. I might use initials, but will never use full name, so Google won't find you.

2. I will not call anybody anything nasty. There will be no swearing at the people, and if anybody swears in the comments they make, they will not be posted.

3. I choose the gossip carefully, and make sure it does not affect anybody's emotions.

4. This blog is something that will help your summer boredom. It is not a serious matter, and doesn't give out more information than your Facebook accounts, so get over it!

5. And for those of you trying to identify me, get over it. You will never identify me, so don't try so hard. Just enjoy the gossip.

One thing I forgot to add was, do not use teachers' names. So the comment by the little fake Dr. John cannot be posted. Sorry!

Ta Ta
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Happy Couples

Don't you just love a happy couple? When they hold hands, and look all cute, and the boy shyly kisses the girl on the cheek... It's all so cute...

BUT!!

There has been some complaints about a couple called Aiperi and Daniel... I mean, seriously, get a room, and if you can't afford it, use mine, because people are really getting sick and tired of you two touching and kissing constantly.

Sometimes we want to puke, but we can't, because you've taken over every place there is, including bathrooms!

Some of your friends were very disappointed, because when talking to you, they get totally blanked, and you two start washing each others' faces with your tongues. Other complaints included the following:
-Train doors open and in front of you, they are snogging each others faces off...
-Walking to lectures is unbelievably slow with them, because every 5 seconds, they have to kiss each other...
and many many more.

P.s. I've kind of changed my mind about offering you my room now, because I don't think I'll get it back clean!

Have a nice summer Aiperi and Daniel

Ta Ta
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Ooh La La

Spotted.

Maryam I, cuddling up to an asian guy in a black sweater, behind the stairs in Francis Bancroft. The source also mentioned, he was quite good looking.

Does anybody know who this guy is?! if you do, TELL TELL TELL! Because one thing we definitely want is for Maryam I to settle down to one guy! Hope this is the one for her.

Keep up the good work M,
Ta Ta
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Hottest

Some girls got the privilege to write a list of names in the toilet. They were the names of hot guys in uni. Some got added later, some got rubbed off by people who got insulted for some reason...but why would you get insulted when people think you're the one of the hottest!?

We tried our best to read it, and it follows as:
yasir rashid
Karim B
Shaz Nasrin
omar ahmed
hamza shaikh
hiatham javaid
phillip leech

Feel free to comment, or add more ladies!!
Ta Ta
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Shaheen, a 2nd year from Engineering, the world famous questionnaire, was spotted last year holding hands with a sweet blonde girl...but what happened when she broke his heart?! What was wrong with him!? Not good enough for her?! Apperently he's been working really hard in the gym to get those muscles back to attract the pretty girl again, but will it work?!
Will he give up the crunchy samosas for the pretty girl!? You tell me Ta Ta
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Welcome

Welcome to Juicy-Mary

This is your source to all the gossip in Queen Mary.
Don't get offended, and don't start looking for me, because you'll never find me...
For now, post anything you like to the blog, and it will get posted anonymously.

Ta Ta
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