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We have a complaint.
We all raised our hopes, because we thought there was going to be one more cute couple on campus. We saw you two hold hands secretly. We saw the quick glances you gave each other. We saw you cuddling up to each other, thinking no one can see. Wasn't that just nice?
Yes, you all know I'm talking about little Saba and lonely Shoaib.
Now all we see is you two sitting separately. We don't see cute little butterflies going around anymore. There is no sparkles, or thunderstorms on campus anymore.
What happened? Why did you end the happy times and prefer to sit alone in your corners?! Was the problem little Saba?! Is she being ignorant to lonely Shoaib?! We have got to find out soon please!
And as for you little Saba, please be nicer! We don't like seeing little Shoaib in corners, alone, trying to act cool and hit on other girls. Because let's face it, none of them will be you, little Saba.
Ta Ta
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A few days after starting this blog, I'm starting to think about what I'm writing about. My moral started hurting me a little, making me think it's not right to use people and gossiping as an entertainment. So, I researched a bit more into "Gossip". The results I got from Google were:
- chitchat: light informal conversation for social occasions
- dish the dirt: wag one's tongue; speak about others and reveal secrets or intimacies; "She won't dish the dirt"
- a report (often malicious) about the behavior of other people; "the divorce caused much gossip"
- chew the fat: talk socially without exchanging too much information; "the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the breeze"
- a person given to gossiping and divulging personal information about others
This didn't satisfy me. It was too general, so I googled a bit more, and the most repeated thing about gossip was, that it was the most powerful force in the universe. It made me think of course, about how!
I thought surely it can't be a good thing! So I bumped into a university gossip website based in US, that got closed down recently. I read through the reports from the blog, and figured out that it was not a gossip website. It was a rumor website, where nasty things were said after people, with their full names on display, and were posted by anonymous people. It had gotten out of control, and had turned into a rumor place, where people could easily say terrible things about their ex-girlfriend, or a person they don't like.
So I figured out, that what I'm writing about is not so bad. I am writing about open gossip. I research it, making sure it's true. I make sure my source is reliable, and I think these gossips help the people that I write about, showing that they should be careful. I stop the rumor by telling the truth. I don't talk behind anybody's back.
So I don't gossip, I just give out the open and true news with some of my opinions!
Ta Ta
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We all know him.
We've all been stopped by him, and the first time, we all felt sorry for him, because we thought, what can it be that's making him so sad? The odd one of us gave him a couple of pounds too.
But, I'm curious, has anybody seen him recently? Has he moved from Mile End, or am I being blind?! I don't think I'm being blind, because I see another one by Budgens all the time, and I'm sure if crying bum was around, I wouldn't miss him!
So please, let me know if you know of his whereabouts, send photos if you can, because he is a sight that we all secretly miss and worry about!!
Ta Ta
XXX
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Some of our dear readers are taking the topics very seriously. A couple of the comments are making me think, WHY SO SERIOUS?!
So I'm setting some ground rules, to make everyone sure that nothing is given out to affect their life, as in family problems, or jobs in the future.
1. My gossips will not include anybody's full name. I might use initials, but will never use full name, so Google won't find you.
2. I will not call anybody anything nasty. There will be no swearing at the people, and if anybody swears in the comments they make, they will not be posted.
3. I choose the gossip carefully, and make sure it does not affect anybody's emotions.
4. This blog is something that will help your summer boredom. It is not a serious matter, and doesn't give out more information than your Facebook accounts, so get over it!
5. And for those of you trying to identify me, get over it. You will never identify me, so don't try so hard. Just enjoy the gossip.
One thing I forgot to add was, do not use teachers' names. So the comment by the little fake Dr. John cannot be posted. Sorry!
Ta Ta
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Don't you just love a happy couple? When they hold hands, and look all cute, and the boy shyly kisses the girl on the cheek... It's all so cute...
BUT!!
There has been some complaints about a couple called Aiperi and Daniel... I mean, seriously, get a room, and if you can't afford it, use mine, because people are really getting sick and tired of you two touching and kissing constantly.
Sometimes we want to puke, but we can't, because you've taken over every place there is, including bathrooms!
Some of your friends were very disappointed, because when talking to you, they get totally blanked, and you two start washing each others' faces with your tongues. Other complaints included the following:
-Train doors open and in front of you, they are snogging each others faces off...
-Walking to lectures is unbelievably slow with them, because every 5 seconds, they have to kiss each other...
and many many more.
P.s. I've kind of changed my mind about offering you my room now, because I don't think I'll get it back clean!
Have a nice summer Aiperi and Daniel
Ta Ta
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Spotted.
Maryam I, cuddling up to an asian guy in a black sweater, behind the stairs in Francis Bancroft. The source also mentioned, he was quite good looking.
Does anybody know who this guy is?! if you do, TELL TELL TELL! Because one thing we definitely want is for Maryam I to settle down to one guy! Hope this is the one for her.
Keep up the good work M,
Ta Ta
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Some girls got the privilege to write a list of names in the toilet. They were the names of hot guys in uni. Some got added later, some got rubbed off by people who got insulted for some reason...but why would you get insulted when people think you're the one of the hottest!?
We tried our best to read it, and it follows as:
yasir rashid
Karim B
Shaz Nasrin
omar ahmed
hamza shaikh
hiatham javaid
phillip leech
Feel free to comment, or add more ladies!!
Ta Ta
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Shaheen, a 2nd year from Engineering, the world famous questionnaire, was spotted last year holding hands with a sweet blonde girl...but what happened when she broke his heart?! What was wrong with him!? Not good enough for her?! Apperently he's been working really hard in the gym to get those muscles back to attract the pretty girl again, but will it work?!
Will he give up the crunchy samosas for the pretty girl!? You tell me Ta Ta
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Welcome to Juicy-Mary
This is your source to all the gossip in Queen Mary.
Don't get offended, and don't start looking for me, because you'll never find me...
For now, post anything you like to the blog, and it will get posted anonymously.
Ta Ta
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